→ Touch my food; suffer the consequences.
You’ve been warned.
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old:
oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

Skippy learned to surf as a puppy and can hang with the OBX’s best surfing dogs. Photograph by David Alan Harvey







